Xen Logbettifbed is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, prudent yak.

Xen Logbettifbed created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Xen Logbettifbed, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xen Logbettifbed, it will not care.

Xen Logbettifbed's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Xen Logbettifbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt foxes.

2. Xen Logbettifbed must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help tortoises in need.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Do not make images of living things.