Farnhapdag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, happy zebra.

Farnhapdag created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnhapdag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Farnhapdag, he will remove you from existence.

Farnhapdag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Farnhapdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of moths.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
Votes: 27       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god