Nillvilgud Vinripwon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, vain octopus.

Nillvilgud Vinripwon created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillvilgud Vinripwon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nillvilgud Vinripwon, he will turn you into a slug.

Nillvilgud Vinripwon's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Nillvilgud Vinripwon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. You must pray to Nillvilgud Vinripwon four times a day.

5. You must never eat carrots.