Cimgiggar is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, competent
tortoise.
Cimgiggar created life six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cimgiggar, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Cimgiggar, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Cimgiggar's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Cimgiggar's Holy Commandments1. Never bounce in holy places.
2. Pray towards the west.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.
5. You must pray to Cimgiggar nine times a day.