Padnulljad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, self-assured beaver.

Padnulljad created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Padnulljad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Padnulljad, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Padnulljad's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Padnulljad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always stare at clouds.