Bogfeddap is a god.

It takes the form of a large, cheerful slug.

Bogfeddap created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogfeddap, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bogfeddap, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bogfeddap's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bogfeddap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Worship no other gods but Bogfeddap.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not chop down trees.