Bogfeddap is a god.
It takes the form of a large, cheerful
slug.
Bogfeddap created the Sun five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bogfeddap, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Bogfeddap, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Bogfeddap's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Bogfeddap's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about amino acids.
2. Worship no other gods but Bogfeddap.
3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Do not chop down trees.