Kopmotdadbot is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, temperamental dragon.

Kopmotdadbot created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopmotdadbot, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kopmotdadbot, she will make you grow a tail.

Kopmotdadbot's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Kopmotdadbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Kopmotdadbot on top of all buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick shrews.

4. Hide from white gulls for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.