Fligsogtab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, omniscient aardvark.

Fligsogtab created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligsogtab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fligsogtab, she will turn you into a hamster.

Fligsogtab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fligsogtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never paint your head blue.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fligsogtab.