Wodbimsag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omniscient aardvark.

Wodbimsag created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodbimsag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wodbimsag, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wodbimsag's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Wodbimsag's Holy Commandments

1. Wodbimsag loves sharks, so they must be respected.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Wodbimsag on top of all buildings.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.