Cunlargcar is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced giraffe.

Cunlargcar created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunlargcar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cunlargcar, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cunlargcar's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cunlargcar's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mice.

2. Put Cunlargcar first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.
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