Weecubomin is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, selfish
walrus.
Weecubomin created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Weecubomin, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Weecubomin, he will make you grow a tail.
Weecubomin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Weecubomin's Holy Commandments1. Always help eagles.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never write about black holes.
4. Worship no other gods but Weecubomin.
5. Always help sick turtles.