Weecubomin is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, selfish walrus.

Weecubomin created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weecubomin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Weecubomin, he will make you grow a tail.

Weecubomin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Weecubomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Worship no other gods but Weecubomin.

5. Always help sick turtles.