Madgilnulcum is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, egotistical gnu.

Madgilnulcum created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Madgilnulcum, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Madgilnulcum, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Madgilnulcum's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Madgilnulcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. You must love Madgilnulcum.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.