Bunyamfig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, stupid alligator.

Bunyamfig created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunyamfig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bunyamfig, he will turn you into a slug.

Bunyamfig's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bunyamfig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Do not commit murder.
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