Yamzed is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, witty
dugong.
Yamzed created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yamzed, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Yamzed, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Yamzed's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Yamzed's Holy Commandments1. Hide if seven sharks approach from the north.
2. Do not speak about turnips.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Pray towards the east.
5. Never talk about galaxies.