Yamzed is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, witty dugong.

Yamzed created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamzed, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yamzed, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Yamzed's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yamzed's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven sharks approach from the north.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never talk about galaxies.