Gessgadhot is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unselfish wyvern.

Gessgadhot created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gessgadhot, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gessgadhot, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gessgadhot's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gessgadhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Hide if nine monkeys approach from the east.