Gilflabjad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous skunk.

Gilflabjad created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilflabjad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gilflabjad, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gilflabjad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gilflabjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Always wear red.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Gilflabjad loves badgers, so they must be respected.