Lipgutgil is a god.

It takes the form of a small, wise raven.

Lipgutgil created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lipgutgil, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lipgutgil, it will turn you into a mouse.

Lipgutgil's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Lipgutgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.