Budhugcungigweesidhap is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered wren.

Budhugcungigweesidhap created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Budhugcungigweesidhap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Budhugcungigweesidhap, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Budhugcungigweesidhap's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Budhugcungigweesidhap's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are not to be trusted.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt mites.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.