Ponappbellzagcimmum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, clever wyrm.

Ponappbellzagcimmum created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponappbellzagcimmum, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ponappbellzagcimmum, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ponappbellzagcimmum's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Ponappbellzagcimmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never paint your hands white.

3. Ponappbellzagcimmum loves swans, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.