Getkongom is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced seal.

Getkongom created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Getkongom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Getkongom, she will have a low opinion of you.

Getkongom's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Getkongom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Worship no other gods but Getkongom.