Gadfunham is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane horse.

Gadfunham created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadfunham, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gadfunham, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gadfunham's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gadfunham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Feed all hungry seals.