Fosshudvig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental pig.

Fosshudvig created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosshudvig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fosshudvig, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fosshudvig's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fosshudvig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fosshudvig.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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