Gatflagyart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying centipede.

Gatflagyart created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatflagyart, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gatflagyart, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gatflagyart's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gatflagyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help sick porpoises.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.