Botzannurl is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, able
squirrel.
Botzannurl created an electron seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Botzannurl, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Botzannurl, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Botzannurl's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Botzannurl's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about rice.
2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Do not cook food in pots.