Botzannurl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, able squirrel.

Botzannurl created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botzannurl, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Botzannurl, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Botzannurl's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Botzannurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not cook food in pots.