Pincityim is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate
newt.
Pincityim created viruses five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pincityim, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Pincityim, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Pincityim's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Pincityim's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Retreat if eight doves approach from the west.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.
4. You must pray to Pincityim five times a day.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.