Pincityim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate newt.

Pincityim created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pincityim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pincityim, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Pincityim's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pincityim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Retreat if eight doves approach from the west.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

4. You must pray to Pincityim five times a day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.