Monflamkim is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy
horse.
Monflamkim created the world four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Monflamkim, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Monflamkim, it will turn you into a rock.
Monflamkim's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Monflamkim's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry snails.
2. Never go into yellow rooms.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Do not cook food in pots.