Monflamkim is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy horse.

Monflamkim created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monflamkim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Monflamkim, it will turn you into a rock.

Monflamkim's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Monflamkim's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not cook food in pots.