Sakhadyim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish elephant.

Sakhadyim created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakhadyim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sakhadyim, it will turn you into a puffin.

Sakhadyim's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sakhadyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.
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