Rawquamhasfudlibhunlarnzim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow snail.

Rawquamhasfudlibhunlarnzim created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawquamhasfudlibhunlarnzim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rawquamhasfudlibhunlarnzim, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Rawquamhasfudlibhunlarnzim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rawquamhasfudlibhunlarnzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help sheep.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Never feed turnips to ducks while wearing turquoise rings.

5. Worship no other gods but Rawquamhasfudlibhunlarnzim.