Damganpang is a god.

It takes the form of a large, slow wasp.

Damganpang created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damganpang, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Damganpang, it will not care.

Damganpang's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Damganpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

4. Erect five titanium sculptures of Damganpang on top of important buildings.

5. Do not eat coconuts.