Kemgedxemhom is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, unselfish
gnu.
Kemgedxemhom created gold eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Kemgedxemhom, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Kemgedxemhom, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Kemgedxemhom's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Kemgedxemhom's Holy Commandments1. You must love Kemgedxemhom.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Hide if four aardvarks approach from the north.
4. Do not dye your hair blue.
5. Kemgedxemhom must be the most important thing in your life.