Podyarlbossflab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive swallow.

Podyarlbossflab created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podyarlbossflab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Podyarlbossflab, he will torture you forever.

Podyarlbossflab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Podyarlbossflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Feed all hungry manatees.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.