Dadlibcib is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, moody hedgehog.

Dadlibcib created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadlibcib, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dadlibcib, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dadlibcib's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Dadlibcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dadlibcib's priests.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Always help moths in need.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.