Dadlibcib is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, moody
hedgehog.
Dadlibcib created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dadlibcib, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Dadlibcib, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Dadlibcib's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Dadlibcib's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Dadlibcib's priests.
2. Do not shave your face.
3. Always help moths in need.
4. Pray towards the east.
5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.