Cebbellrul is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, sage clam.

Cebbellrul created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebbellrul, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cebbellrul, he will be very unhappy.

Cebbellrul's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cebbellrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Cebbellrul loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Erect six gold sculptures of Cebbellrul on top of important buildings.