Cumcidgud is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, competent snake.

Cumcidgud created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Cumcidgud, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cumcidgud, he will turn you into a sheep.

Cumcidgud's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cumcidgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always look after injured grasshopers.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always treat otters with great respect.

5. Always help tapirs in need.