Cumcidgud is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, competent
snake.
Cumcidgud created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.
If you believe in
Cumcidgud, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Cumcidgud, he will turn you into a sheep.
Cumcidgud's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Cumcidgud's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your feet.
2. Always look after injured grasshopers.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Always treat otters with great respect.
5. Always help tapirs in need.