Jabvedhen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate hippopotamus.

Jabvedhen created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabvedhen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jabvedhen, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jabvedhen's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jabvedhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near hamsters.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect three silicon sculptures of Jabvedhen on top of important buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.