Gumrutjin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm sheep.

Gumrutjin created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumrutjin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gumrutjin, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Gumrutjin's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gumrutjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gumrutjin.

5. Do not chop down trees.