Arnhinyoggun Dadjignarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, self-assured jackal.

Arnhinyoggun Dadjignarl created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnhinyoggun Dadjignarl, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Arnhinyoggun Dadjignarl, it will turn you into a rock.

Arnhinyoggun Dadjignarl's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Arnhinyoggun Dadjignarl's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

5. Never wear shoes.