Wabgabnurzakfubdob is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing hedgehog.

Wabgabnurzakfubdob created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabgabnurzakfubdob, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wabgabnurzakfubdob, she will remove you from existence.

Wabgabnurzakfubdob's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Wabgabnurzakfubdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.