Sabguncun is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet swallow.

Sabguncun created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabguncun, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sabguncun, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Sabguncun's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sabguncun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shave your head.