Jentarbasthon is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, tranquil bird.

Jentarbasthon created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jentarbasthon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jentarbasthon, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jentarbasthon's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Jentarbasthon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.