Fubdudleg is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, weak
unicorn.
Fubdudleg created viruses eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fubdudleg, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Fubdudleg, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Fubdudleg's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Fubdudleg's Holy Commandments1. Never feed gooseberries to frogs while wearing brown boots.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Never bounce in holy places.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Run away from white aardvarks, for they are unholy.