Fadtomlig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, emotional skunk.

Fadtomlig created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadtomlig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fadtomlig, it will turn you into a dog.

Fadtomlig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fadtomlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not take Fadtomlig's name in vain.