Pitomthog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful owl.

Pitomthog created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitomthog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pitomthog, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pitomthog's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Pitomthog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Feed all hungry snakes.