Dimrapbap is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, resourceful
rat.
Dimrapbap created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dimrapbap, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dimrapbap, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Dimrapbap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Dimrapbap's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.
2. Do not shave your hands.
3. Never look at asteroids.
4. Do not drink water in green rooms.
5. Do not dye your hair red.