Dimrapbap is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, resourceful rat.

Dimrapbap created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimrapbap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimrapbap, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dimrapbap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dimrapbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Do not dye your hair red.