Dodhiggad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful shark.

Dodhiggad created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodhiggad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dodhiggad, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dodhiggad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dodhiggad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about whales.