Sawcetzog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, astonishing dog.

Sawcetzog created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawcetzog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sawcetzog, he will send minions to preach to you.

Sawcetzog's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sawcetzog's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Sawcetzog loves sheep, so they must be respected.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sawcetzog.