Teendibgub is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful spider.

Teendibgub created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teendibgub, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Teendibgub, she will remove you from existence.

Teendibgub's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Teendibgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Run away if five badgers approach from the south.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Never wear boots.