Jinbatved is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic
raccoon.
Jinbatved created an atom nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Jinbatved, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Jinbatved, he will turn you into a rat.
Jinbatved's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Jinbatved's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. You must love Jinbatved.
3. Never eat peanuts.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jinbatved.
5. Never go into purple rooms.