Jinbatved is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic raccoon.

Jinbatved created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jinbatved, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jinbatved, he will turn you into a rat.

Jinbatved's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Jinbatved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must love Jinbatved.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jinbatved.

5. Never go into purple rooms.