Sigrottal is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, loving
bear.
Sigrottal created Africa two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sigrottal, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Sigrottal, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Sigrottal's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Sigrottal's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick dogs.
2. Run away if four tortoises approach from the east.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Never hurt shrews.