Sigrottal is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, loving bear.

Sigrottal created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigrottal, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sigrottal, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Sigrottal's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Sigrottal's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Run away if four tortoises approach from the east.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never hurt shrews.