Niljarnfed is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, stupid
clam.
Niljarnfed created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Niljarnfed, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Niljarnfed, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Niljarnfed's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Niljarnfed's Holy Commandments1. Put Niljarnfed first in all things.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.